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¶ All before we saw the part ¶
part ¶ ¶ we crawl into the other's
heart ¶
heart ¶ ¶ come to me ¶
¶ with open arms ¶
¶ and don't you fear ¶
¶ what waits for us ¶
¶ all we know is ¶ ¶ that once you dare ¶
¶ that once you dare ¶ ¶ tread the new ¶
¶ erase your past ¶
¶ come on in ¶
¶ again you're there ¶
¶ party's comin' in ¶ ¶ it's Gonna get you right ¶
¶ get you in your right ride
alone ¶
alone ¶ ¶ come on, come on in ¶
¶ Gonna get you right ¶
¶ Gonna, Gonna get you right ¶
¶ talk it like it is ¶
¶ don't you pick a fight ¶
¶ if you get this night right,
I'll be yours ¶
¶ but she wants to win ¶
¶ and she never rests ¶
¶ walk down into the light ¶
>> ¶ all you know ¶
¶ you saw the part ¶
¶ we crawled into ¶
¶ each other's heart ¶
¶ come to me ¶
¶ with open arms ¶
¶ don't you fear ¶
¶ what waits for us ¶
toplessness... female toplessness... was declared
legal in New York back in 192,
where the highest court in the
state of New York said that
where men can be topless, as a
matter of equal protection under
the laws, women can be topless, too.
Too. >> This is a channel 2 news
this is a channel 2 news special report.
Special report. >> To update you on this
to update you on this situation, there has been a mass
shooting at a movie theater just
outside Denver, Colorado, in Aurora.
Aurora. According to the Aurora police
according to the Aurora police department, a
gunman acted alone, opening fire on audiences
department, a gunman acted alone, opening fire on audiences in two movie theaters,
at the premiere of
dark knight returns."
So far, channel 2 news has confirmed that there are at
least 10 fatalities and 20 injured.
Injured. We'll have more information...
Do you have a political agenda? >> Today we were wrongfully
arrested, as the chief of police
today we were wrongfully arrested, as the chief of police just admitted.
Arrested, as the chief of police just admitted. And we were forced, by law, to
be let go.
So keep your laws off our
bodies.
Bodies. >> Thank you.
Thank you. >> you'rE welcome. Let's wrap this up.
Liv? >> Hello. Who the fuck are you?
>> Sorry. My name is with.
I write for news corp, and I was
sorry. My name is with. I write for news
corp, and I was on wall street when you were
I write for news corp, and I was on wall street when you were arrested.
On wall street when you were arrested. >> Yeah, you want to interview
me?
>> Well, yes.
Me? >> Well, yes. I think I'd like to do a piece
well, yes. I think I'd like to do a piece on you.
>> Well, how about this?
On you. >> Well, how about this? Next time, you join us, and I
well, how about this? Next time, you join us, and I will Grant you whatever
next time, you join us, and I will Grant you whatever interview you like.
Will Grant you whatever interview you like. >> Me topless?
Interview you like. >> Me topless? I don't think so.
>> Why not?
Looks like you got a nice pair
why not? Looks like you got a nice pair under there.
>> B-because I'm a journalist,
not an activist.
>> Do you have to be an activist
to agree that it's bullshit that
do you have to be an activist to agree that it's
bullshit that a man can walk around shirtless
to agree that it's bullshit that a man can walk
around shirtless on a hot summer's day and a
a man can walk around shirtless on a hot summer's
day and a woman will get arrested for it?
On a hot summer's day and a woman will get
arrested for it? >> I never really thought about
woman will get arrested for it? >> I never really thought about it like that.
>> Well, how about you join us
next time, and I will think
well, how about you join us next time, and I will think about giving you an interview.
Next time, and I will think about giving you
an interview. >> How about you give me an
about giving you an interview. >> How about you
give me an interview, and I'll think about
how about you give me an interview, and I'll think about joining you?
Interview, and I'll think about joining you? >> I will win this game.
Joining you? >> I will win this game. >> No, you won't.
>> Yes, I will.
- No, you won't. - >> Yes, I will.
Oh, good, you'rE home. Uh, I need two rent checks, because right now they're on
uh, I need two rent checks, because right now
they're on the verge of shutting off our
because right now they're on the verge of
shutting off our cable, which means no Internet,
the verge of shutting off our cable, which means
no Internet, no e-mail, no hbo, no connection
cable, which means no Internet, no e-mail, no hbo,
no connection to the outside world whatsoever.
No e-mail, no hbo, no connection to the outside
world whatsoever. >> I-I-I don't... I don't get
to the outside world whatsoever. >> I-I-I don't
I don't get paid till Friday and I have like
I-I-I don't... I don't get paid till Friday and I have like $88 to my name.
Paid till Friday and I have like $88 to my name. Can you please pirate the Wi-Fi
from next door?
I have to finish this, and I
will... yeah.
>> You want me to pirate the
Wi-Fi?
>> Yeah.
>> From next door?
>> Yeah.
>> Mm-hmm. Maybe you could get a
yeah. >> Mm-hmm. Maybe you could get a second job?
>> A job?
Second job? >> A job? >> Yeah.
>> Really? Like what?
>> Waitressing, hosting,
really? Like what? >> Waitressing, hosting, bartending, stripping.
Stripping is a respectable...
Bartending, stripping. Stripping is a respectable... it's an old profession.
>> First of all, there's
thousands of people in line for
first of all, there's thousands of people in line for every job in the city.
Thousands of people in line for every job in the city. And, secondly, concerning the
every job in the city. And, secondly,
concerning the pole, I can't even get naked in
and, secondly, concerning the pole, I can't
even get naked in front of people I'm attracted
pole, I can't even get naked in front of people
I'm attracted to, let alone random humans
front of people I'm attracted to, let alone random humans throwing bills at me.
To, let alone random humans throwing bills at me. >> I'm not the enemy here.
Throwing bills at me. >> I'm not the enemy here. We're both in the same prison.
>> Okay, I'm not mad at you.
I'm just... I'm done.
>> I feel like you are mad at
I'm just... I'm done. >> I feel like you are
mad at me, 'cause you'rE not using your
I feel like you are mad at me, 'cause you'rE
not using your indoor voice and now you'rE
me, 'cause you'rE not using your indoor voice
and now you'rE saying, "I'm done, I'm done, I'm
indoor voice and now you'rE saying, "I'm done,
I'm done, I'm walking away to the couch."
Saying, "I'm done, I'm done, I'm walking away to the couch." You can storm off and
dramatically sit on the other
you can storm off and dramatically sit on the other side of the room.
Dramatically sit on the other side of the room. That's fine.
Side of the room. That's fine. I'll match you on this.
I'll just stare you down until
you give me your money.
You give me your money. If I don't sell this story, I
if I don't sell this story, I promise, I'm Gonna sell my eggs,
if I don't sell this story, I promise, I'm Gonna
sell my eggs, my plasma, m-my blood, whatever
promise, I'm Gonna sell my eggs, my plasma, m-my blood, whatever it takes.
My plasma, m-my blood, whatever it takes. >> Yeah.
It takes. >> Yeah. >> I'm Gonna get you the money,
yeah. >> I'm Gonna get you the money, okay?
Okay? >> All right, um, so, I just...
I just want to get some basic facts out of the way. >> Okay.
Facts out of the way. >> Okay. Bring it on, reporter girl.
>> Please say your name and age.
>> Liv. 23 years young.
>> Where are you from?
>> Chicago, but I've been here
where are you from? >> Chicago, but I've been here since I was 17.
>> Where do you live?
Since I was 17. >> Where do you live? >> Right now, I'm squatting in
where do you live? >> Right now, I'm squatting in a basement in red hook.
>> And what do your parents do?
A basement in red hook. >> And what do your parents do? >> They are professional
and what do your parents do? >> They are professional hippies.
>> And do you have a job?
Hippies. >> And do you have a job? >> Um, I volunteer at this
and do you have a job? >> Um, I volunteer at this website called magic transistor.
It's really cool.
Website called magic transistor. It's really cool.
Are you married? >> Are you hitting on me? >> No, no.
I-I'm just trying to get, you
no, no. I-I'm just trying to get, you know, the full picture.
What is your goal in going
topless in public places?
>> To expose the double
standard.
>> Can you explain to me the
standard. >> Can you explain to me the double standard?
>> Absolutely.
Double standard? >> Absolutely. Um, what I can't get my head
absolutely. Um, what I can't get my head around is that the nipple is
um, what I can't get my head around is that the nipple is the first thing we seen when
we're born.
The first thing we seen when we're born. It nourishes us.
We're born. It nourishes us. And then somehow, the symbol of
it nourishes us. And then somehow, the symbol of life becomes illegal.
And then somehow, the symbol of life becomes
illegal. I mean, my own mother was kicked
life becomes illegal. I mean, my own mother was kicked out of church for breastfeeding
me.
Out of church for breastfeeding me. And what's even more annoying is
that, while we're allowed to see
and what's even more annoying is that, while we're
allowed to see murder or violence and war on
that, while we're allowed to see murder or
violence and war on every channel, Janet Jackson's
murder or violence and war on every channel,
Janet Jackson's nipple slips and it becomes the
every channel, Janet Jackson's nipple slips and
it becomes the fucking crime of the century.
Nipple slips and it becomes the fucking crime of
the century. Furthermore, I'm trying to bring
fucking crime of the century. Furthermore, I'm trying to bring about more responsible
furthermore, I'm trying to bring about more responsible representations of female
nudity, because the only
representations that I see in
nudity, because the only representations that
I see in mainstream culture are Ones that
representations that I see in mainstream culture
are Ones that are totally hyper-sexualized and
mainstream culture are Ones that are totally
hyper-sexualized and Ones that make me question what
are totally hyper-sexualized and Ones that make
me question what it means to be a woman in modern
Ones that make me question what it means to be a woman in modern society.
It means to be a woman in modern society. >> Wow.
Society. >> Wow. How many times have you been
wow. How many times have you been arrested?
>> No comment.
Arrested? >> No comment. >> Why do you think you keep
no comment. >> Why do you think you keep getting arrested for something
why do you think you keep getting arrested for something that's legal in New York?
Getting arrested for something that's legal in New York? >> Because cops are morons.
That's legal in New York? >> Because cops are
morons. >> So, why do you keep doing it?
Because cops are morons. >> So, why do you keep doing it? >> It makes me feel good.
>> Why don't you get a lawyer
it makes me feel good. >> Why don't you get a lawyer next time?
>> Um, I've thought about it.
Next time? >> Um, I've thought about it. Maybe you can be in charge of
um, I've thought about it. Maybe you can be
in charge of that, since you promised to join
maybe you can be in charge of that, since you promised to join us next time.
That, since you promised to join us next time. >> I did?
Us next time. >> I did? >> Mm-hmm, you did.
What if I don't?
>> I will deny everything in
what if I don't? >> I will deny everything in this interview.
- This interview. - >> I should not have to use an
NFL halftime show as a negative
I should not have to use an NFL halftime show
as a negative example to teach my children.
NFL halftime show as a negative example to teach my children.
Example to teach my children.
Allowing tasteless super bowl
allowing tasteless super bowl programming is a nationwide
allowing tasteless super bowl programming is
a nationwide entertainment-industry scandal.
I even had a photograph of 50 men and women's
heads, and then one woman's breast was showing.
Men and women's heads, and then one woman's breast
was showing. They had a problem with it, and
one woman's breast was showing. They had a problem
with it, and I said, "why don't you just blur
they had a problem with it, and I said, "why don't you just blur it out?"
And they said, "oh, we don't
censor at the New York times."
>> Right.
Censor at the New York times." >> Right. There were... you know, there
right. There were... you know, there were young children.
>> There was a 6-year-old.
Were young children. >> There was a 6-year-old. >> What is the problem with
there was a 6-year-old. >> What is the problem with people?
And I know that's not the main
people? And I know that's not the main issue here.
The 6-year-old girl who died...
Issue here. The 6-year-old girl who died... okay?... She died because she
the 6-year-old girl who died... okay?... She
died because she was, unfortunately, in the same
okay?... She died because she was,
unfortunately, in the same spot as a lunatic.
Was, unfortunately, in the same spot as a lunatic. >> Yeah, but she would have been
at home asleep.
>> At home asleep, at home
playing board games.
It's not about what time it was
and where she was at.
"Batman" is a scary movie.
- And where she was at. - "Batman" is a scary movie.
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¶ It's okay to get away... ¶ >> if you'rE in
this to change the world, you'rE in the wrong
if you'rE in this to change the world, you'rE in the wrong business.
The world, you'rE in the wrong business. We have a dozen interns who can
write more palatable stories for
we have a dozen interns who can write more
palatable stories for college credit and who would
write more palatable stories for college credit and who would love to have your job.
College credit and who would love to have your job. In fact, clear out your desk.
Love to have your job. In fact, clear out your desk. you'rE just not working out
in fact, clear out your desk. You'rE just not working out here.
>> ¶ ...Can't explain ¶
here. >> ¶ ...Can't explain ¶ ¶ all I see is all I see the
¶ ...can't explain ¶ ¶ all I see is all I see the same ¶
¶ this is the way to "I'll not find it" ¶ ¶ I haven't found any reason ¶
¶ till I meet the dawn ¶
Liv, it's with. Um, call me back. I'm on my way to you right now.
Are you there?
¶ I saw the case ¶ >> Liv? It's with. Call me back.
I'm on my way to you right now.
>> Hey. Ooh, sorry.
>> I've been texting you for
hey. Ooh, sorry. >> I've been texting you for hours.
Did you lose your phone again?
Hours. Did you lose your phone again? >> No, I live in a bomb
did you lose your phone again? >> No, I live
in a bomb shelter and have an eighth of
no, I live in a bomb shelter and have an eighth of a bar of reception.
Shelter and have an eighth of a bar of reception.
A bar of reception. >> What?
What? Okay, you'rE freaking me out. Was there a terrorist attack?
Should we flee?
I-I couldn't sell the story.
I-I-I called and I pleaded and I begged everyone I knew.
>> Who's everyone?
Begged everyone I knew. >> Who's everyone? >> The post, the times,
who's everyone? >> The post, the times, interview.
>> So, none of the paparazzi
that were there... none of Them
so, none of the paparazzi that were there... none of Them printed anything?
That were there... none of Them printed anything? >> No.
Printed anything? >> No. >> Not even a blog?
>> I tried.
I tried. Liv, I think if you want to
impact mass culture in America,
Liv, I think if you want to impact mass culture
in America, you need to take this to the
impact mass culture in America, you need to take this to the next level.
You need to take this to the next level. I think you need to go really
big.
National publicity stunts,
viral campaigns, armies of women
national publicity stunts, viral campaigns, armies of women in every single city!
Viral campaigns, armies of women in every
single city! I think you need to make so much
in every single city! I think you need to make so much noise that these policymakers
I think you need to make so much noise that
these policymakers have no other choice but to
noise that these policymakers have no other choice but to listen.
Have no other choice but to listen. >> With, I can't afford to eat
at a restaurant.
Where am I Gonna get the cash
for a revolution?
>> We'll find the money.
For a revolution? >> We'll find the money. We'll start a nonprofit.
We're Gonna make it work!
>> We?
What do you mean "we"?
What are you saying, snow white?
>> I'm saying, I just lost my
what are you saying, snow white? >> I'm
saying, I just lost my job over this article.
I'm saying, I just lost my job over this article. I'm about to get evicted, and I
have nothing left to lose.
I'm about to get evicted, and I have nothing
left to lose. >> You honestly believe that we
have nothing left to lose. >> You honestly believe that we can change the laws in this
you honestly believe that we can change the laws in this country?
Can change the laws in this country?
Country? Yeah.
Orson!
[ PLAYS ] >> Orson! Orson!
Orson! Orson! Orson!
- Orson! - >> What's that on your head?
>> Check for fuckin' $5,000. >> Why'd you put it on your
check for fuckin' $5,000. >> Why'd you put it on your head?
That's a dumb place to put a
head? That's a dumb place to put a check.
>> Yeah.
Check. >> Yeah. Let's go pig out, like now.
>> Okay. Yeah, I'm down.
>> How much of that did you see?
Like, all of that, or just the
how much of that did you see? Like, all of that, or just the end part?
Do you honestly believe that we can change the laws in this country?
We can change the laws in this country? Do you want to hear a quote that
sums up my entire theory of
do you want to hear a quote that sums up my entire theory of life?
Sums up my entire theory of life? >> Okay.
Life? >> Okay. >> "First, they ignore you,
okay. >> "First, they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
"first, they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you,
and then you win."
Then they fight you, and then you win." >> Who said that?
And then you win." >> Who said that? >> Mahatma Gandhi.
>> It's very optimistic.
>> Yeah.
We got money
I mean, money isn't really real. If you think about it, it's
like pretty colored paper and
if you think about it, it's like pretty colored
paper and lots of numbers in a computer.
Like pretty colored paper and lots of numbers
in a computer. >> That's the single dumbest
lots of numbers in a computer. >> That's the single dumbest thing you've ever said.
Thing you've ever said. >> Money is 100% real.
>> Well... >> It's the realest thing I
well... >> It's the realest thing I know.
>> This is real.
Know. >> This is real. >> That's for me?
>> Mm-hmm.
>> You are such a good friend.
For rent and cable and $500 for
for rent and cable and $500 for all the takeout you've been buying.
All the takeout you've been buying. >> Well, I'm not Gonna take
money for the takeout.
>> Why aren't you Gonna take
money for the takeout?
>> Because that's just me as a
friend buying you lunch or
because that's just me as a friend buying you lunch or dinner, whatever.
Friend buying you lunch or dinner, whatever. >> Just take it.
Dinner, whatever. >> Just take it. >> I'm not, no, because... no.
>> Just receive.
>> Fine. Okay.
I'm not happy about it, and I'll
fine. Okay. I'm not happy about it, and I'll hold this against you.
- Hold this against you. - >> oh, Jim black.
Oh, Jim black. >> Jim black?
Who's that?
Jim black? Who's that? Inquiring minds want to know.
>> Yeah, yeah.
It's this D.C. p.R. Guy that I
yeah, yeah. It's this D.C. p.R. Guy that I worked with at the paper.
Finally texted me back.
Worked with at the paper. Finally texted me back. >> D.C. p.R. Guy?
Yeah, what do you mean you'rE
texting a D.C. p.R. Guy?
Yeah, what do you mean you'rE texting a D.C.
p.R. Guy? >> I am starting a full-scale
texting a D.C. p.R. Guy? >> I am starting a full-scale cultural revolution.
>> Seriously?
Cultural revolution. >> Seriously? >> Yeah.
And I need help.
>> I...
>> and listen before you... and
I... >> and listen before you and it involves a lot of women.
And listen before you... and it involves a lot
of women. >> I might be able to make time.
It involves a lot of women. >> I might be able to make time. >> You...
I might be able to make time. >> You >> how single are most of Them?
You... >> how single are most of Them?
How single are most of Them?
So...
So... >> Hey. >> Remember when you said we
hey. >> Remember when you said we should get a lawyer to come with
remember when you said we should get a
lawyer to come with you to your next topless
should get a lawyer to come with you to your next topless protest?
You to your next topless protest? >> Yeah. That was your idea.
Protest? >> Yeah. That was your idea. >> Okay, well, I looked into
yeah. That was your idea. >> Okay, well, I looked into it, and these lawyers who
okay, well, I looked into it, and these lawyers who specialize in freedom of speech
it, and these lawyers who specialize in freedom
of speech have agreed to represent us in
specialize in freedom of speech have agreed to represent us in New York and nationwide!
Have agreed to represent us in New York and nationwide! >> oh, my god! Aah!
Freeing nipples state by state!
Oh, my god! Aah! Freeing nipples state by state! Amazing!
>> One by one.
>> So, are you Gonna do it, too?
>> What?
>> Go topless.
>> oh, my god.
Sure. Maybe.
Oh, my god. Sure. Maybe. Maybe, if I'm surrounded by
sure. Maybe. Maybe, if I'm surrounded by other women, but that's not the
maybe, if I'm surrounded by other women, but that's not the point, Liv.
Other women, but that's not the point, Liv. >> Okay, okay. Sorry, sorry.
Point, Liv. >> Okay, okay. Sorry, sorry. So, how much is this Gonna cost
okay, okay. Sorry, sorry. So, how much is this Gonna cost us?
>> $3,000 to put Them on
retainer, which is a deal,
believe me.
Retainer, which is a deal, believe me. >> But where are we Gonna get
that money?
>> ¶ dunh-dunh ¶
wshh!
¶ Dunh-dunh ¶ wshh! >> What is that?
Wshh! >> What is that? >> Severance check from the
what is that? >> Severance check from the paper... $5,000.
Consider me your first investor.
Paper... $5,000. Consider me your first investor. >> Whoo-ooh!
Whoo-ooh! >> Okay.
Okay.
Okay. >> Thank you, with.
>> you'rE welcome.
- Thank you, with. - >> you'rE welcome.
- You'rE welcome. - Oh, wow! Uh...
oh, wow! Uh... >> Uh, do you have any issues with being topless in public
uh, do you have any issues with being topless in public places?
With being topless in public places?
Places? >> I made a resolution this year
to try more new, scary things.
- I made a resolution this year to try more new, scary things. - So, that sounds
- to try more new, scary things. - So, that sounds really scary.
Yeah.
Really scary. Yeah. >> It says that you have special
yeah. >> It says that you have special skills.
>> Yeah, um, I know final cut,
excel, Photoshop, java, drupal.
Yeah, um, I know final cut, excel, Photoshop,
java, drupal. And my grandmother was a
excel, Photoshop, java, drupal. And my grandmother was a black panther.
>> That's so cool.
Black panther. >> That's so cool. >> I read "Malcolm X."
>> The description says
"campaign experience, film and
the description says "campaign experience, film and editing skills wanted, uh, must
"campaign experience, film and editing skills
wanted, uh, must be comfortable with public
editing skills wanted, uh, must be comfortable with public nudity."
Be comfortable with public nudity."
Nudity."
Um, can I be arrested?
>> Yeah.
Um, can I be arrested? >> Yeah. >> Where do you stand on
yeah. >> Where do you stand on pasties?
>> Do you have any objections to
going undercover inside
do you have any objections to going undercover
inside government organizations to free
going undercover inside government organizations
to free this country from oppression and
government organizations to free this country from oppression and censorship?
This country from oppression and censorship? >> Fuck yeah.
Censorship? >> Fuck yeah. >> Do you have any issues
fuck yeah. >> Do you have any issues getting topless in public
do you have any issues getting topless in public places?
Getting topless in public places? >> Thank you. That's great.
Places? >> Thank you. That's great. >> Thank you.
>> Um, you guys are both
thank you. >> Um, you guys are both filmmakers.
Oh, I... I'm sorry.
Filmmakers. oh, I... I'm sorry. I-I didn't know you guys didn't
speak English, but that's great
I-I didn't know you guys didn't speak English,
but that's great that you guys are here.
Speak English, but that's great that you guys
are here. >> I mean, I guess I would have
that you guys are here. >> I mean, I guess I would have to tell my husband about it.
>> My tits are in.
To tell my husband about it. >> My tits are in. >> I'm free tomorrow.
>> That's great.
That's great. Great.
Great.
What's going on? Are we fucked? >> It's working.
>> Officers, excuse me.
>> What's going on here?
>> These women are my clients,
what's going on here? >> These women are my clients, and we have legal permits for
these women are my clients, and we have legal permits for this demonstration.
And we have legal permits for this demonstration. Now, according to statute
245.01, the court of appeals of
now, according to statute 245.01, the court of appeals of New York has ruled that the
245.01, the court of appeals of New York has
ruled that the exposure of a bare female breast
New York has ruled that the exposure of a
bare female breast violates no exposure laws.
Exposure of a bare female breast violates no
exposure laws. And so, on behalf of my clients
violates no exposure laws. And so, on behalf
of my clients for the violation of this
and so, on behalf of my clients for the violation
of this statute, I'm officially issuing
for the violation of this statute, I'm officially
issuing you a lawsuit for their wrongful
statute, I'm officially issuing you a lawsuit
for their wrongful arrest on wall street,
you a lawsuit for their wrongful arrest on wall street, September 15, 2012.
Arrest on wall street, September 15, 2012.
Suing Them for $10 million, hmm?
>> I mean, it was just a p.R.
Hmm? >> I mean, it was just a p.R. Stunt.
It'll probably get thrown out.
Our lawyers thought it would
it'll probably get thrown out. Our lawyers thought
it would lure the press into covering it.
Our lawyers thought it would lure the press into covering it. >> Should've called me.
Lure the press into covering it. >> Should've called me. >> What do you mean?
>> oh, you know I would have
what do you mean? >> oh, you know I would have leaked it to reuters.
Oh, you know I would have leaked it to reuters. In seconds, you could've been
out to 150 countries in 60
in seconds, you could've been out to 150 countries in 60 languages.
Out to 150 countries in 60 languages. I think you are tapping into the
first, and probably most
important amendment to the
first, and probably most important amendment
to the constitution... freedom of
important amendment to the constitution... Freedom of religion, freedom of speech,
constitution... freedom of religion, freedom of speech, press, assembly.
Religion, freedom of speech, press, assembly. Do you know that we are 37th in
the press freedom index?
There are other 36 countries
that have a freer press than we
there are other 36 countries that have a freer press than we do... 36.
That have a freer press than we do... 36. >> Who's the worst? North Korea?
Do... 36. >> Who's the worst? North Korea? >> Eritrea.
It's a little tiny country in
east Africa near the red sea.
>> Jim?
East Africa near the red sea. >> Jim? I know that you'rE... that
you'rE crazy busy, but we need
I know that you'rE... that you'rE crazy busy,
but we need somebody who knows this world,
you'rE crazy busy, but we need somebody who knows this world, somebody that can help us
connect the dots.
Somebody that can help us connect the dots. We need a consigliere, a Yoda.
Connect the dots. We need a consigliere, a Yoda. >> A Yoda?
That's some big shoes to fill.
>> Yeah.
>> I just don't know how this is
yeah. >> I just don't know how this is Gonna sit in the big bad world.
>> Yeah.
>> How's the paper?
>> oh, I'm done working for
how's the paper? >> oh, I'm done working for dinosaurs.
Oh, I'm done working for dinosaurs. >> You quit.
Dinosaurs. >> You quit. >> No, I got fired.
>> oh.
Fuck 'em.
Oh. Fuck 'em. Okay, with, here's what I can
fuck 'em. Okay, with, here's what I can do.
Let me percolate on it.
Do. Let me percolate on it. I-if something sifts to the top,
let me percolate on it. I-if something sifts to the top, I'll give you a buzz.
Okay?
- I'll give you a buzz. - Okay?
Okay?
He's percolating. >> Define "percolating." >> I mean, his schedule's nuts,
define "percolating." >> I mean, his
schedule's nuts, but he's Gonna make it work.
I mean, his schedule's nuts, but he's Gonna make it work. >> oh, my god, this is huge.
But he's Gonna make it work. >> oh, my god, this is huge. We're in!
Oh, my god, this is huge. We're in! >> Yeah!
>> What are you... what are you
yeah! >> What are you what are you coloring?
What are you... what are you coloring? >> I'm color-coding the states
that women can legally be
topless in.
That women can legally be topless in. >> How many states in America is
the nipple actually legal?
>> 12.
All right, nips. This is our hit list.
>> Whoa. What am I looking at?
>> Well, it's a list of 32 good
well, it's a list of 32 good and bad guys that we're targeting as of now.
And bad guys that we're targeting as of now. >> Madonna?
Targeting as of now. >> Madonna? Lady gaga?
Katie Couric?
>> For a campaign of this
magnitude, we're Gonna need to
for a campaign of this magnitude, we're Gonna
need to form a coalition of like-minded
magnitude, we're Gonna need to form a coalition
of like-minded organizations and reach out to
form a coalition of like-minded organizations
and reach out to high-profile people who will
organizations and reach out to high-profile
people who will champion our cause in the media.
High-profile people who will champion our cause
in the media. >> How do you expect us to just
champion our cause in the media. >> How do you
expect us to just reach out to these huge iconic
how do you expect us to just reach out to these huge iconic names?
Reach out to these huge iconic names? >> Easy.
Names? >> Easy. We just call their handlers,
easy. We just call their handlers, their humans, and say, "hey, we
we just call their handlers, their humans, and
say, "hey, we are on the front lines, fighting
their humans, and say, "hey, we are on the front lines, fighting for your freedom.
Are on the front lines, fighting for your freedom. You don't want to give us
10 minutes of your client's
you don't want to give us 10 minutes of your client's time?
Then let Karma fall where it
may."
>> That's a really nice theory,
but back here on earth, what
that's a really nice theory, but back here on
earth, what makes you think these people are
but back here on earth, what makes you think
these people are even Gonna talk to us?
Makes you think these people are even Gonna talk to us? >> Cali, everyone in the world
is hungry for something real.
Our currency is meaning.
Is hungry for something real. Our currency is meaning. >> you'rE joking, right?
>> No, I'm not joking.
You'rE joking, right? >> No, I'm not joking. I mean, even icons... icons who
no, I'm not joking. I mean, even icons... Icons who have everything in the world...
I mean, even icons... icons who have everything
in the world... at the end of the day, they
have everything in the world... at the end of the day, they realize all they have is
themselves.
Realize all they have is themselves. They want meaning in their
lives.
It's the only thing that they
can't buy, but we can give it
it's the only thing that they can't buy, but we can give it to Them.
Can't buy, but we can give it to Them.
- To Them. - >> Hey, we have that meeting.
>> What meeting? >> Uh, that meeting with the
what meeting? >> Uh, that meeting with the investors.
>> oh.
Investors. >> oh. oh, with the investor, yeah.
Oh. oh, with the investor, yeah. Okay, great.
Oh, with the investor, yeah. Okay, great. So, I'll see you guys later.
>> See you guys.
>> What do you think?
>> Maybe I'll take, like...
>> That girl is a button-pusher.
>> It's not her.
It's her programming.
She just needs a new operating
it's her programming. She just needs a new operating system.
>> She's a contradictarian.
System. >> She's a contradictarian. >> She's working her ass off for
she's a contradictarian. >> She's working her ass off for free.
>> Whatev.
Free. >> Whatev. She cannot be talking to us like
whatev. She cannot be talking to us like that in front of the peeps.
>> Okay.
That in front of the peeps. >> Okay. >> Rooftop?
>> Rooftop. Let's go.
- Rooftop? - >> Rooftop. Let's go.
- Rooftop. Let's go. - >> ¶ just now, you took away my
breath ¶ ¶ I can't feel the wind ¶
¶ I'll learn ¶
>> ¶ I'll learn ¶
>> "a dream you dream alone is only a dream.
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is a
reality."
>> Did you just make that up?
Reality." >> Did you just make that up? >> Nah, it's John Lennon.
Did you just make that up? >> Nah, it's John
Lennon. >> Do you realize you quote some
nah, it's John Lennon. >> Do you realize you quote some genius at least twice a day?
>> I'm sorry.
Genius at least twice a day? >> I'm sorry. I just love quotes.
I love their timelessness.
I love how they can lift
people's minds, you know?
>> So, we're not firing her?
People's minds, you know? >> So, we're not firing her? >> No.
- So, we're not firing her? - >> No.
- No. - >> ¶ when you'rE near ¶
¶ there's something you do to me ¶
¶ mmm, mmm, mmm ¶
>> why are you still wearing a
bra?
Why are you still wearing a bra? >> I don't know.
Bra? >> I don't know. People might see.
>> Who cares if people see?
That's the point.
>> Whatever.
Just stay there.
Whatever. Just stay there. >> With, isn't the point that
just stay there. >> With, isn't the point that people see?
People see? I...
I...
I... that speaks volumes.
That speaks volumes.
>> Drop the bra.
Free your mind. >> Drop the bra.
>> Just like that?
>> Just like that!
>> All right.
All right.
>> Whoo!
>> Whoo!
>> Whoo-ooh!
>> Whoo-oo!
Whoo-oo-oo!
Whoo-oo! Whoo-oo-oo! >> You know, I appreciate your
whoo-oo-oo! >> You know, I appreciate your optimism, but you do realize
you know, I appreciate your optimism, but you do realize that societies and religions
optimism, but you do realize that societies
and religions have been oppressing women for
that societies and religions have been oppressing women for countless millennia.
Have been oppressing women for countless millennia. This is not going to change
overnight.
Hope you know that.
Overnight. Hope you know that. >> Yeah, but you know what?
You have to remember that humans
yeah, but you know what? You have to remember
that humans and animals and even bugs, at
you have to remember that humans and animals and
even bugs, at a deep DNA level, they want to
and animals and even bugs, at a deep DNA level, they want to be free.
A deep DNA level, they want to be free. >> I'm just merely curious as to
why you think that you... we...
I'm just merely curious as to why you think
that you... we... can change something that has
why you think that you... we... can change
something that has never been able to have been
can change something that has never been able
to have been changed in the history of ever.
Never been able to have been changed in the history of ever. Why us? Why now?
Changed in the history of ever. Why us? Why now? What makes us so unique?
>> We live in a technological
what makes us so unique? >> We live in a
technological age of social media, where one
we live in a technological age of social
media, where one idea can reach more people in
age of social media, where one idea can reach
more people in one week than Jesus, Buddha, or
idea can reach more people in one week than Jesus, Buddha, or Moses can reach in over
thousands of years.
>> Thank you.
Thousands of years. >> Thank you. >> Let's be careful of comparing
thank you. >> Let's be careful of comparing ourselves to Buddha and Jesus,
let's be careful of comparing ourselves to Buddha and Jesus, okay?
Ourselves to Buddha and Jesus, okay? Besides, that's all relative.
Okay? Besides, that's all relative. There are way more people on
besides, that's all relative. There are way
more people on this earth now than there were
there are way more people on this earth now than there were 5,000 years ago.
This earth now than there were 5,000 years ago. >> Yeah, but at the rate you can
reach people overnight is in the
yeah, but at the rate you can reach people overnight is in the millions.
Reach people overnight is in the millions. I mean, look what happened in
Egypt.
That started with one guy and
one Facebook page.
>> I'm not sure how accurate
that statement is, but, listen,
in political movements,
that statement is, but, listen, in political
movements, especially, the lines between
in political movements, especially, the lines
between delusion and reality can become
especially, the lines between delusion and reality can become very blurry.
Delusion and reality can become very blurry. So how about I will stay
realistic and you two stay
so how about I will stay realistic and you two stay optimistic, and we meet
somewhere in the middle?
Optimistic, and we meet somewhere in the middle? >> I fucking love this
ice cream.
>> I think the poster should
look like a piece of Elle's
street art.
Look like a piece of Elle's street art. >> I think I know someone who
knows her.
Want any text on the poster?
Knows her. Want any text on the poster? Tag line?
Free the nipple.
>> Right.
Free the nipple. >> Right. "Free the nipple" it is, then.
>> Yeah!
Yeah!
- Yeah! - >> Dude, we seriously need a
dude, we seriously need a bigger place to work.
Dude, we seriously need a bigger place to work. I mean, one bathroom?
Bigger place to work. I mean, one bathroom? There's no workspaces.
It's like a mini big brother in
there's no workspaces. It's like a mini big brother in here.
>> I know, you'rE preaching to
the choir.
But what do you want me to do?
The choir. But what do you want me to do? You want to go work outside?
But what do you want me to do? You want to go
work outside? You want to work on the roof?
You want to go work outside? You want to work on the roof? What?
>> All right, you guys.
It's still under construction,
all right, you guys. It's still under construction, but we needed a bigger space,
it's still under construction, but we needed a bigger space, so...
But we needed a bigger space, so...
So...
oh, my god. >> What do you guys think? Things aren't really together
what do you guys think? Things aren't really together yet...
>> But we have it for free for
as long as we want.
>> What?
As long as we want. >> What? >> Too rustic, huh?
>> When can we move in?
>> Now.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
- Really? - >> Yeah.
- Yeah. - >> Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! >> We're inside a pool!
The first film I make here was
the first film I make here was word-for-word, scene-by-scene
film I make here was word-for-word,
scene-by-scene remake of a film I do in Europe.
Word-for-word, scene-by-scene remake of a film I do in Europe.
- Remake of a film I do in Europe. - But after we lock picture, mpaa
but after we lock picture, mpaa destroy.
But after we lock picture, mpaa destroy. They take out the nudity, drug,
you know, anything that was too
they take out the nudity, drug, you know, anything that was too real.
You know, anything that was too real. >> But w-why... why did you let
Them do that?
>> You get nc-17 is, like,
pornography, right?
You know, theater don't release,
no DVD, no Walmart.
>> I mean, honestly, I feel like
we're in a fucking communist
country right now.
We're in a fucking communist country right now. >> you'rE not.
Country right now. >> you'rE not. But, you know, growing up, you
all the time hear America is
but, you know, growing up, you all the time hear America is home of the free.
All the time hear America is home of the free. But after I work here, I think
is more repressed than I
but after I work here, I think is more repressed than I imagined.
Is more repressed than I imagined. >> Excuse me, but we're ready
for you.
>> Yes. I'm sorry.
For you. >> Yes. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bert sends me a video.
Very good. I like.
So, you need money?
>> oh, uh, yeah.
Money would be great.
Oh, uh, yeah. Money would be great. >> How much you need, and what
money would be great. >> How much you need, and what you needs this for?
>> ¶ ooh ooh ¶
>> ¶ I want to be out... ¶
>> here's what you'rE up
against.
Here's what you'rE up against. In 1980, religious organizations
mobilized and put Reagan in the
in 1980, religious organizations mobilized and put Reagan in the white house.
Mobilized and put Reagan in the white house. Basically, from that moment, the
Republicans made an alliance
basically, from that moment, the Republicans
made an alliance with the Christian right.
Republicans made an alliance with the Christian right. And when puritans start
manipulating politicians and
and when puritans start manipulating
politicians and hijacking government, that's
manipulating politicians and hijacking government,
that's when censorship laws get weird.
Hijacking government, that's when censorship
laws get weird. Here's how it works.
When censorship laws get weird. Here's how it works. Let's say there is a television
here's how it works. Let's say there is a television show like "skins," where you
let's say there is a television show like
"skins," where you have teenagers having sex,
show like "skins," where you have teenagers having sex, ingesting drugs, et cetera,
et cetera.
Ingesting drugs, et cetera, et cetera. >> I like that show.
Et cetera. >> I like that show. >> Here's why it's no longer on
in the U.S.
groups like the ptc rally their
religious base to send e-mails
groups like the ptc rally their religious base
to send e-mails and phone calls to D.C., to the
religious base to send e-mails and phone calls
to D.C., to the fcc, to the press, to the
and phone calls to D.C., to the fcc, to the
press, to the networks, and in "skins'" case,
fcc, to the press, to the networks, and in "skins'" case, mtv.
Networks, and in "skins'" case, mtv. The sponsors freak out.
Mtv. The sponsors freak out. They pull their ads.
Mtv freaks out.
No more money?
Puritanical ideology, meet
no more money? Puritanical ideology, meet commerce.
Show's off the air.
Commerce. Show's off the air. >> But, Jim, how do we go up
show's off the air. >> But, Jim, how do we go up against these huge goliath
but, Jim, how do we go up against these huge goliath institutions?
Against these huge goliath institutions? I mean, I just feel that we're
slightly outgunned here.
>> O-okay.
Slightly outgunned here. >> O-okay. First thing you have to
o-okay. First thing you have to understand is, this is not about
first thing you have to understand is, this is not about fighting.
Understand is, this is not about fighting. >> I'm pretty sure she meant
metaphorically.
>> Metaphorically, literally,
you got to forget about this
metaphorically, literally, you got to forget about this idea of fighting.
You got to forget about this idea of fighting. Whatever you fight grows
stronger.
>> That's very zen of you, but
I'm asking how do we change the
that's very zen of you, but I'm asking how
do we change the censorship laws in America.
I'm asking how do we change the censorship laws
in America. >> This is not about politics.
Censorship laws in America. >> This is not
about politics. This is about the hearts and
this is not about politics. This is about the hearts and minds of the people.
You want to shake things up?
Minds of the people. You want to shake things up? Take a page out of the
you want to shake things up? Take a page out of the Christian right's book.
Use the same tactics they employ
on your cause.
We're a product of this
puritanical culture, but let me
we're a product of this puritanical culture, but let me ask you this.
Puritanical culture, but let me ask you this. Who do you think runs the world?
Ask you this. Who do you think runs the world? >> The 1%.
>> No.
>> The illuminati.
>> No.
>> You do... the people.
When the masses align...
Rome falls, Egypt falls,
when the masses align... Rome falls, Egypt falls, it all falls down.
>> In theory, but...
It all falls down. >> In theory, but... >> no, not in theory!
In real time.
No, not in theory! In real time. What do you think all those
in real time. What do you think all those little religious groups across
what do you think all those little religious
groups across the great unwashed are made of?
Little religious groups across the great unwashed are made of? A bunch of people.
The great unwashed are made of? A bunch of people. What you need is a
a bunch of people. What you need is a state-of-the-art campaign that
what you need is a state-of-the-art campaign
that will be the butterfly wing that
state-of-the-art campaign that will be the
butterfly wing that will trigger the Tsunami of
will be the butterfly wing that will trigger
the Tsunami of signatures to petitions you
will trigger the Tsunami of signatures to petitions you drive to Washington via
social media.
Drive to Washington via social media. When you reach your critical
mass, I'll take care of the
when you reach your critical mass, I'll take
care of the press... CNN, fox, the BBC.
Mass, I'll take care of the press... CNN, fox,
the BBC. I'll make a few phone calls, and
press... CNN, fox, the BBC. I'll make a few phone calls, and suddenly, the great media
I'll make a few phone calls, and suddenly, the
great media monster's eyes will turn towards
suddenly, the great media monster's eyes will turn towards you...
Monster's eyes will turn towards you... For 15 minutes...
You... for 15 minutes... Maybe 15 seconds.
For 15 minutes... maybe 15 seconds. In that moment, what are you
Gonna say?
>> We researched the name
"topless warriors," and it's
we researched the name "topless warriors," and it's already being taken by some
group in Russia.
Already being taken by some group in Russia. >> What?
Group in Russia. >> What? You fucking my tits?
>> Orson!
>> Hey. What's up?
>> Talk to me.
Who are these girls?
>> Uh, these are femen.
According to this site, they
uh, these are femen. According to this site, they have over 300 members, and
according to this site, they have over 300
members, and they've protested issues ranging
have over 300 members, and they've protested
issues ranging from the plight of the
they've protested issues ranging from the plight of the Ukrainian prostitute to the
election of president putin.
>> Wow.
Election of president putin. >> Wow. These humans are hardcore.
>> How did they get so much
these humans are hardcore. >> How did they get so much press?
>> They're smart.
Press? >> They're smart. They target high-profile
they're smart. They target high-profile international events like davos
they target high-profile international events like davos and elections.
International events like davos and elections. They hit the Vatican. Wow.
And elections. They hit the Vatican. Wow. >> We need to do that.
>> What?
>> Storm high-profile landmarks
what? >> Storm high-profile landmarks with thousands of topless women.
Storm high-profile landmarks with thousands of
topless women. >> What's the equivalent to the
with thousands of topless women. >> What's the equivalent to the Vatican in America?
>> St. Patrick's cathedral?
>> Probably the white house.
>> Yes! We need to invade D.C.
>> uh, with?
>> Can I talk to you just for a
second?
>> Yeah.
Second? >> Yeah. We're Gonna go get some food.
Would you guys want anything?
>> Yeah.
Could you grab some dunkaroos?
>> Dunkaroos. What's that?
Could you grab some dunkaroos? >> Dunkaroos.
What's that? >> Those little cookies that you
dunkaroos. What's that? >> Those little cookies that you dip into milk.
>> Cookie with the kangaroo.
Dip into milk. >> Cookie with the kangaroo. >> They're shaped in a kangaroo,
cookie with the kangaroo. >> They're shaped
in a kangaroo, and you drop Them into the...
they're shaped in a kangaroo, and you drop Them
into the... >> the kangaroo jumps into the
and you drop Them into the... >> the kangaroo jumps into the cream.
The kangaroo jumps into the cream. >> They're like little, um...
Cream. >> They're like little, um... >> They're...
they're like little, um... >> They're... >> I know what they are.
Come on.
I know what they are. Come on. >> Okay.
>> Get whatever varieties they
okay. >> Get whatever varieties they have... chocolate and vanilla.
Get whatever varieties they have... chocolate
and vanilla. >> And some... some string
have... chocolate and vanilla. >> And some... some string cheese.
>> We should try to get in touch
cheese. >> We should try to get in touch with that porn star that's in
we should try to get in touch with that porn star that's in parliament, too.
What's up? >> Nothing. >> Come on.
>> Well, we have a problem.
>> Yeah?
>> Roz, tell her.
>> What is it?
>> I-I ran the numbers on the
what is it? >> I-I ran the numbers on the invoices and the receipts, and
as of now, we're down to
$397.21.
As of now, we're down to $397.21. And, girls, if we're seriously
planning on producing a campaign
and, girls, if we're seriously planning on producing
a campaign with thousands of women in D.C.,
planning on producing a campaign with thousands
of women in D.C., we're going to need real money,
with thousands of women in D.C., we're going to
need real money, or this whole thing is going to
we're going to need real money, or this whole thing is going to fall apart.
Or this whole thing is going to fall apart. >> Okay.
Fall apart. >> Okay. The universe is not going to
okay. The universe is not going to fall apart, chicken little.
The universe has a plan.
Fall apart, chicken little. The universe has a plan. In quantum physics, they have
the universe has a plan. In quantum physics,
they have proven that space and time are
in quantum physics, they have proven that space and time are illusions.
Proven that space and time are illusions. So, if time doesn't really
exist, then the impact that we
so, if time doesn't really exist, then the
impact that we are going to make, we've already
exist, then the impact that we are going to make, we've already made.
Are going to make, we've already made. And everything that we are going
to do, we've already done.
And everything that we are going to do, we've
already done. >> Liv, I don't need the
to do, we've already done. >> Liv, I don't need the Carl sagan explanation.
>> Exactly.
>> All I need to know is, do we
exactly. >> All I need to know is, do we have money?
Because, like, the wall... we're
at it.
I-I... I have to start looking for a job, seriously.
I'm not even kidding anymore.
Job, seriously. I'm not even kidding anymore. >> We're in the middle of a
revolution.
You can't get a job.
Revolution. You can't get a job. >> I have to pay rent in four
you can't get a job. >> I have to pay rent in four days, and my phone's about to
get cut off.
Days, and my phone's about to get cut off. >> With, you cannot afford the
luxury of a negative thought
with, you cannot afford the luxury of a negative thought right now.
Luxury of a negative thought right now. >> We're out of money and we
need a plan.
>> Well, Cali had an idea, but,
well...
>> But what?
Well... >> But what? >> All right, well, you know
but what? >> All right, well, you know those websites where you can
all right, well, you know those websites where
you can upload a video to get people to
those websites where you can upload a video to
get people to care about your cause, and they
upload a video to get people to care about your cause, and they can donate to you?
Care about your cause, and they can donate to you?... Yeah, like kickstarter.
Can donate to you?... Yeah, like kickstarter. >> Yeah, exactly.
Well, we could make a viral
yeah, exactly. Well, we could make a viral video right now if we wanted to.
We've got iPhones.
Video right now if we wanted to. We've got iPhones. >> And shoot what?
>> All right, heads, I run
and shoot what? >> All right, heads, I run topless through Times Square and
all right, heads, I run topless through Times Square and you film.
Topless through Times Square and you film. Tails, you run topless through
Times Square and I film you.
Tails, you run topless through times square and I film you. >> No. No. No!
Times Square and I film you. >> No. No. No! I mean, in front of you is one
no. No. No! I mean, in front of you is one thing, but in front of complete
I mean, in front of you is one thing, but in front
of complete strangers, I mean, that's in my
thing, but in front of complete strangers, I mean,
that's in my top 10 worst fears ever, right
strangers, I mean, that's in my top 10 worst
fears ever, right next to being buried alive.
Top 10 worst fears ever, right next to being buried alive. >> No.
Next to being buried alive. >> No. >> No, what?
>> No!
You know, you can't be halfway
no! You know, you can't be halfway pregnant.
You can't be half-committed
either.
What's it Gonna be, yes or no?
All right! Flip the fucking coin!
¶ Free the nipple if you dare to ¶
to ¶ ¶ life is all too short ¶
¶ gather 'round the gallant
baby ¶
baby ¶ ¶ you know that you should ¶
¶ free the nipple, everyone who
keeps an
open door ¶ ¶ they are free to lead you into
keeps an open door ¶ ¶ they are free to lead you into their universe ¶
¶ ah ah ¶
¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh oh ¶ ¶ ah ah ¶
¶ oh ¶
¶ and make it right ¶
hey.
Hey. This is the best bet ever.
Now I don't give a fuck.
This is the best bet ever. Now I don't give a fuck. >> You don't give a fuck?
- Now I don't give a fuck. - >> You don't give a fuck?
- You don't give a fuck? - >> ¶ and make it right ¶
¶ don't let me be the last to let it go ¶ ¶ and make it right ¶
let it go ¶ ¶ and make it right ¶ ¶ yeah ¶
¶ don't let me be the last to
let it go ¶
>> get Them!
Get Them! >> Hey, hey, hey, hey! >> Aah!
>> Hey, hey, hey!
Run! Go on!
Run! Run, run, run! Go!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on.
>> Hey, hey.
Hey.
>> I don't know what she's
hey. >> I don't know what she's doing.
She's not answering her phone.
Doing. She's not answering her phone. >> oh, I don't know.
How bad is it?
Oh, I don't know. How bad is it? >> It's bad.
>> They're charging her with
it's bad. >> They're charging her with disturbing the peace, resisting
they're charging her with disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, reckless assault.
Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest,
reckless assault. >> Reckless assault for what?
Arrest, reckless assault. >> Reckless assault for what? >> How much is the bail?
>> $25,000.
>> $25,000?!
$25,000. >> $25,000?! With, where are you going?
>> To bail her out.
What do you think?
Come on, let's go.
>> Is there any way around
is there any way around paying for this permit, Jim?
Is there any way around paying for this permit, Jim? I have a money problem.
Paying for this permit, Jim? I have a money problem. >> oh, you could call it
performance art and get a permit
oh, you could call it performance art and get
a permit to set up a temporary art museum
performance art and get a permit to set up a temporary art museum for free.
To set up a temporary art museum for free. >> That's brilliant!
For free. >> That's brilliant! Why didn't we do that to begin
that's brilliant! Why didn't we do that to begin with?
>> It's risky.
With? >> It's risky. Most curators don't want the
it's risky. Most curators don't want the controversy.
There's no guarantee you'll get
the permit.
With? You there?
The permit. With? You there? >> Jim, let's do it.
>> Are you sure?
>> Yes.
>> We require a 10% deposit.
So, for you, that's $2,500.
We require a 10% deposit. So, for you, that's
$2,500. As soon as we... as soon as we
so, for you, that's $2,500. As soon as we...
As soon as we get the check from you, we can
as soon as we... as soon as we get the check
from you, we can get her out of there.
Get the check from you, we can get her out of there. >> Thanks.
Get her out of there. >> Thanks. >> Yeah.
>> Roz, how much money do we
yeah. >> Roz, how much money do we have in the bank?
>> The next check just cleared.
Have in the bank? >> The next check just cleared. It's, like, $1.500
the next check just cleared. It's, like, $1.500 >> you cannot use that money for
it's, like, $1.500 >> you cannot use that money for bail.
You cannot use that money for bail. That money is for D.C.
Bail. That money is for D.C. >> we're getting her out.
She's the reason this whole
thing started.
>> I should be the one in jail.
Thing started. >> I should be the one in jail. >> So, you'rE just Gonna
jeopardize our entire plan to
so, you'rE just Gonna jeopardize our entire plan to get Liv out of jail?
Jeopardize our entire plan to get Liv out of jail? >> No, there's another way.
Get Liv out of jail? >> No, there's another way. We can get permits for free.
>> What are you talking about?
We can get permits for free. >> What are you
talking about? >> I spoke to Jim, and he said
what are you talking about? >> I spoke to Jim, and he said that if we get museums to
sponsor us, we'll be fine.
That if we get museums to sponsor us, we'll be fine. >> And if we can't?
Sponsor us, we'll be fine. >> And if we can't? >> Then that's... that's a risk
and if we can't? >> Then that's... That's a risk I'm willing to take.
Then that's... that's a risk I'm willing to take. >> Okay, look, I know how you
feel.
We all love Liv.
Feel. We all love Liv. >> This is much bigger than her
we all love Liv. >> This is much bigger than her now.
Okay? You cannot do this.
Now. Okay? You cannot do this. >> I'm not letting her stay in
okay? You cannot do this. >> I'm not letting
her stay in jail one more hour, and that's
I'm not letting her stay in jail one more hour, and that's final.
Jail one more hour, and that's final. >> That's final?
Final. >> That's final? Who says?
>> I say.
Not happy? Walk away.
>> You know what?
That's a good idea.
That's what I'm Gonna do right
that's a good idea. That's what I'm Gonna do right now.
I'm Gonna walk away.
Now. I'm Gonna walk away. >> What?! Cali, stop!
>> don't.
- What?! Cali, stop! - >> don't.
- don't. - >> What are you doing?
We need her.
What are you doing? We need her. >> We don't need Cali.
We need Liv.
>> We still need another $1,000!
Are you okay? We've been looking for you all
are you okay? We've been looking for you all night!
Every revolution meets
resistance, and that's when
every revolution meets resistance, and that's when things get real.
Resistance, and that's when things get real. >> Roz, I appreciate the
half-time speech, but we're
roz, I appreciate the half-time speech, but we're broke and Liv is in jail
indefinitely.
Broke and Liv is in jail indefinitely. We're done.
Indefinitely. We're done. The whole thing just...
It's dead.
The whole thing just... it's dead. >> It's not dead.
It's dead. >> It's not dead. >> It's not dead.
It just got hit by a freight
it's not dead. It just got hit by a freight train, sure, but it is not dead.
With...
Train, sure, but it is not dead. With... Do you even remember why you
with... do you even remember why you hired me?
Do you even remember why you hired me? >> I don't know.
Hired me? >> I don't know. 'Cause you'rE cool and you were
willing to work for free.
>> No.
Willing to work for free. >> No. She didn't even read my résumé.
Before this, I threw events and
she didn't even read my résumé. Before this, I threw events and fundraisers.
Like, this is what I do.
Fundraisers. Like, this is what I do. Liv is a political prisoner.
This is more than enough to get
Liv is a political prisoner. This is more than
enough to get people together to throw a bail
this is more than enough to get people together to throw a bail party.
People together to throw a bail party. >> Are you serious?
Party. >> Are you serious? >> It's not that complicated.
We just get a venue...
some cheap liquor and food,
we just get a venue... some cheap liquor and food, and... boom... she's out of
some cheap liquor and food, and boom... she's out of jail.
And... boom... she's out of jail. >> boom.
Jail. >> boom. >> Yeah, boom.
Boom. >> Yeah, boom. Now, get the fuck up off the
yeah, boom. Now, get the fuck up off the floor.
Our fearless leader is probably
rotting in a jail cell...
>> Okay.
Rotting in a jail cell... >> Okay. >> ...On a dirty, urine-stained
okay. >> ...On a dirty, urine-stained floor, getting gang-banged.
On a dirty, urine-stained floor, getting gang-banged. >> "oh, Liv! Liv!
Floor, getting gang-banged. >> "oh, Liv! Liv! oh, you'rE so pretty!"
>> Come on!
Oh, you'rE so pretty!" >> Come on! Let this be your motivation.
Get up.
We are organizing a massive
we are organizing a massive protest with thousands of topless women in D.C.
Protest with thousands of topless women in D.C. >> but the real goal is to get
on the floor of congress, speak
to Them about the fact that
on the floor of congress, speak to Them about
the fact that there are these censorship
to Them about the fact that there are these censorship giants that control the flow of
there are these censorship giants that control
the flow of nudity and violence into our
giants that control the flow of nudity and
violence into our theaters and our televisions.
Nudity and violence into our theaters and our televisions. >> Yes.
Theaters and our televisions. >> Yes. >> I think you'd be a great Ally
yes. >> I think you'd be a great Ally for our cause.
Hold on one second.
For our cause. Hold on one second. Hey, with? Come here.
Orson.
Guys, this is Dave.
Dave, with and Orson.
>> How's it goin', man?
Nice to meet you.
>> Dave is an investor, and his
nice to meet you. >> Dave is an investor, and his family is in the beef and cattle
industry.
Family is in the beef and cattle industry. And he's really interested in
helping us out.
Why don't you tell him about
what we're doing?
>> Yeah, so, we are trying to
hack social media, democratize
yeah, so, we are trying to hack social media, democratize the Internet.
Hack social media, democratize the Internet. We're trying to just kill
censorship once and for all in
we're trying to just kill censorship once and for all in this country.
Censorship once and for all in this country. >> And the leader of our
movement got arrested for a
and the leader of our movement got arrested for a public stunt.
Movement got arrested for a public stunt. >> Yes.
Public stunt. >> Yes. >> Bail is $25,000, so we're
yes. >> Bail is $25,000, so we're trying to raise some money to
bail is $25,000, so we're trying to raise some money to get her out.
Trying to raise some money to get her out. >> Awesome.
Get her out. >> Awesome. >> Why don't I get you a drink?
Do you want a drink?
Let me get you a drink.
Miss bartender?
Do you have any everclear?
>> Sure.
>> With, wait, wait, wait.
I want you to meet... so,
with, wait, wait, wait. I want you to meet... so, Alexandra, this is with and...
>> Pipi.
>> Pipi, nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet you.
>> So, we're helping Them raise
nice to meet you. >> So, we're helping Them raise money for the campaign and now,
so, we're helping Them raise money for the
campaign and now, it would seem, for trial and
money for the campaign and now, it would seem, for trial and bail money too, yeah?
It would seem, for trial and bail money too, yeah?
Bail money too, yeah? >> So, tell about the
so, tell about the revolution.
So, tell about the revolution. >> It's not exactly revolution,
see, because revolution...
it's not exactly revolution, see, because revolution... >> pardon?
See, because revolution... >> pardon? >> Because revolution...
pardon? >> Because revolution revolution implies revolve...
because revolution... revolution implies revolve... like something that spins but
revolution implies revolve... like something
that spins but comes back to the same place.
Like something that spins but comes back to the same place. We want to transcend that.
Comes back to the same place. We want to transcend that. It's time to evolve.
>> Yeah, this is more of an
it's time to evolve. >> Yeah, this is more of an evolution, next level... a
yeah, this is more of an evolution, next level... a cultural operating-system
upgrade.
Cultural operating-system upgrade. >> Hello.
Upgrade. >> Hello. >> Hi. I'm drunk.
>> Me too. Nice to meet you.
>> This is my friend.
I'm Gonna take her away for a
this is my friend. I'm Gonna take her away for a moment, if that's okay with you.
>> Okay, very good.
Moment, if that's okay with you. >> Okay, very good. Have fun. Onward and upward.
Yes.
- Have fun. Onward and upward. - Yes.
- >> Orson, buy you a drink.
>> I heard that. Can I get another whiskey,
please?
>> Hey, how goes the revolution?
Please? >> Hey, how goes the revolution? >> We raised $450, but her
hey, how goes the revolution? >> We raised $450, but her bail's $25,000.
We still have to pay the bond
and hire a lawyer.
No. No, no, Jim, stop. Please, you've helped me out so
no, no, Jim, stop. Please, you've helped me out so much.
Stop.
Much. Stop. >> oh, cut it out.
>> Uh...
>> Yeah.
Just fill it out for what you
yeah. Just fill it out for what you need.
Don't go crazy.
Need. don't go crazy. Okay! Get back.
Don't go crazy. Okay! Get back. Kiddo, come on.
I love you, too. Come on.
- Kiddo, come on. - I love you, too. Come on.
- >> I'm so excited.
>> Hey!
Hey! >> Look at that!
A vision.
- Look at that! - A vision.
Yay! >> Whoo!
You'rE the most beautiful humans on earth. I love you all unconditionally.
Humans on earth. I love you all unconditionally.
>> Give Cali and roz some love.
I love you all unconditionally. >> Give Cali
and roz some love. They're the real reason why
give Cali and roz some love. They're the real reason why you'rE out of prison.
I'm sorry... for being such a bitch... All the time.
For being such a bitch... All the time.
Do you forgive me?
>> oh.
Guess I have to.
Oh. Guess I have to. oh! Ew!
Oh! Ew! >> Slimy, greasy fuckin' kiss.
I knew you had a crush on me.
- Slimy, greasy fuckin' kiss. - I knew you had a crush on me.
- She did.
She did. You totally did. oh, my god, that was make... that
you totally did. oh, my god, that was make... that was make-out session.
Oh, my god, that was make... That was make-out session.
Cali, what's happening with D.C.? >> I'm trying to get the permits
for 10,000 women at the
Lincoln memorial.
For 10,000 women at the Lincoln memorial. >> Why the Lincoln memorial?
>> Mlk, Forrest Gump.
It's the venue.
>> I thought we were trying to
it's the venue. >> I thought we were trying to get on the floors of congress.
>> With?
Get on the floors of congress. >> With? D.C. is a fucking logistical
with? D.C. is a fucking logistical nightmare.
Okay? It's not happening.
Nightmare. Okay? It's not happening. Hello?
>> Ready to see some propaganda?
>> I want to see, I want to see.
>> Yay!
Yay! >> oh!
Oh! >> See those stickers!
>> I finally got ahold of Elle,
see those stickers! >> I finally got ahold of Elle, and she requested a meeting with
you.
And she requested a meeting with you. >> oh, my god, you got Elle?
You. >> oh, my god, you got Elle? >> You got Elle?
Oh, my god, you got Elle? >> You got Elle? >> Who's Elle?
Who's Elle? >> Who's Elle? She's everywhere.
She's everywhere. >> She's next up.
Bomit. Banksy. The London police.
She's the next bullet in the
the London police. She's the next bullet in the barrel.
So, when are you free to meet?
Barrel. So, when are you free to meet? >> Now.
>> Yay!
>> Whoo-hoo!
>> Yeah!
So, milk's driving us to an undisclosed location. You need to put this ski mask
on, all right?
You'rE safe. You can take it off.
So, kilo told me that you'rE organizing a big
event in D.C. >> yeah, well, we're planning on
organizing a big event in D.C. >> yeah, well,
we're planning on getting permits for 10,000
yeah, well, we're planning on getting permits
for 10,000 topless women to assemble at the
getting permits for 10,000 topless women to
assemble at the Lincoln memorial, and we would
topless women to assemble at the Lincoln memorial,
and we would love for you to get involved in
Lincoln memorial, and we would love for you to get involved in any possible way.
Love for you to get involved in any possible way. >> When is it?
Any possible way. >> When is it? >> We're trying to do it before
when is it? >> We're trying to do it before the elections.
>> Hmm.
The elections. >> Hmm. Here's what I can do.
A week before your event, I can
here's what I can do. A week before your
event, I can trigger my teams to carpet-bomb
a week before your event, I can trigger my teams
to carpet-bomb and tag the entire tri-state
trigger my teams to carpet-bomb and tag the entire tri-state area.
And tag the entire tri-state area. >> Wow.
Area. >> Wow. >> But there's a problem.
>> What's the problem?
>> Yeah, what's...
>> What's your identity?
What's your name?
Free the nipple?
>> Yeah.
You don't like it?
>> I mean, it's a catchy phrase.
I don't mean to offend, but it's
a tag line.
It's not an identity.
A tag line. It's not an identity. You want to know who I think you
it's not an identity. You want to know who I think you are?
>> Yeah.
"Girlrillaz." I love it. >> Fuckin' brilliant.
- I love it. - >> Fuckin' brilliant.
- Fuckin' brilliant. - >> Basta, per favore.
I am aware that the Vatican are
basta, per favore. I am aware that the Vatican are accusing my show of being
sinful and blasphemous.
Accusing my show of being sinful and
blasphemous. I do not endorse a way of life,
sinful and blasphemous. I do not endorse a way of life, but describe one.
I do not endorse a way of life, but describe
one. And the audience is left to make
but describe one. And the audience is left to make its own decisions and judgments.
And the audience is left to make its own decisions
and judgments. This is what I consider freedom
its own decisions and judgments. This is what
I consider freedom of speech, freedom of
this is what I consider freedom of speech, freedom of expression, and freedom of
thought.
Expression, and freedom of thought. If you do not believe in these
freedoms, you, the
if you do not believe in these freedoms, you, the catholic church, are imprisoning
everyone's minds.
Catholic church, are imprisoning everyone's minds. >> I would have that woman's
babies.
>> Do you think we'll actually
get to Madonna?
>> If it's in the stars.
Get to Madonna? >> If it's in the stars. >> oh, no more quotes.
>> Ready? Come on.
Oh, no more quotes. >> Ready? Come on. >> It's for our D.C. speech.
All right.
"In a country where obscenity is
all right. "In a country where obscenity is defined, in large, by things
"in a country where obscenity is defined, in
large, by things sexual instead of things related
defined, in large, by things sexual instead of
things related to war and killing and hatred,
sexual instead of things related to war and
killing and hatred, what kind of world is that?"
To war and killing and hatred, what kind of world is that?" >> Who said that?
What kind of world is that?" >> Who said that? >> Hugh Hefner.
>> I love it, but he's a
Hugh Hefner. >> I love it, but he's a pornographer.
>> Well, then you'rE Gonna hate
this quote.
"I think the real obscenity
comes from raising our youth to
"I think the real obscenity comes from raising
our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly
comes from raising our youth to believe that sex
is bad and ugly and dirty, and yet it is heroic
believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty, and
yet it is heroic to go spill guts and blood in
and dirty, and yet it is heroic to go spill guts
and blood in the most ghastly manner in the
to go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity."
The most ghastly manner in the name of humanity." >> Who said that?
Name of humanity." >> Who said that? >> Let me finish!
It's Larry flynt.
"But ask yourself this question.
What is more obscene, sex or
"but ask yourself this question. What is more obscene, sex or war?"
>> That's my line.
War?" >> That's my line. He stole my line.
>> You weren't even born when
he stole my line. >> You weren't even born when this speech was made.
>> Whatever.
This speech was made. >> Whatever. It's just a confirmation of my
whatever. It's just a confirmation of my inspiration.
>> oh.
Inspiration. >> oh.
Oh.
"Every day, the media plays
"every day, the media plays glorified images of violence
"every day, the media plays glorified images
of violence instead of showing the facts.
Glorified images of violence instead of showing
the facts. Over 2 million juveniles every
instead of showing the facts. Over 2 million
juveniles every year are incarcerated for
over 2 million juveniles every year are incarcerated for violent crimes.
Year are incarcerated for violent crimes. Fact... on average, 32 people
are killed by handguns every
fact... on average, 32 people are killed by handguns every single day.
Are killed by handguns every single day. Behavioral science shows that
children under the age of 8
behavioral science shows that children under
the age of 8 can't tell the difference
children under the age of 8 can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy,
making Them vulnerable to
adopting the violence...
Making Them vulnerable to adopting the violence... kids like to imitate their
heroes, and so many of our
heroes solve problems through
killing and violence."
Wake up.
When did you go to bed? >> 4:00 or 5:00. >> Ugh.
>> Mm-hmm.
I finished my speech.
>> Really?
>> Do you want to read it?
>> Yes.
Can we do it outside, though?
I need nature.
I love this, I love this.
>> Which one? >> "Democracy
- which one? - >> "Democracy don't rule the world.
You better get that in your
head.
This world is ruled by violence,
but I guess that's better left
this world is ruled by violence, but I guess that's better left unsaid."
But I guess that's better left unsaid." >> Dylan.
Unsaid." >> Dylan. >> I love it.
>> You do?
>> Yes.
>> Do you mean it?
>> Yes!
Yes! >> Whoo!
Whoo! >> Incoming! >> Whoa!
>> Here it is.
>> A little surprise.
>> Uh-oh.
>> A little homage to our
uh-oh. >> A little homage to our sisters in pussy riot.
Sisters in pussy riot.
Free the nipple! >> Free the nipple! >> Hey!
Free the nipple!
- Hey! - Free the nipple!
Free the nipple!
There you go! >> Hey! >> You know what I read?
I read once that if you take the
you know what I read? I read once that if you take the best orgasm you've ever had...
I read once that if you take the best orgasm
you've ever had... right?... And you multiply it
best orgasm you've ever had... right?... And you
multiply it times 100, it's literally a drop
right?... And you multiply it times 100, it's
literally a drop in the bucket compared to the
times 100, it's literally a drop in the bucket compared to the bliss you feel from
enlightenment.
Bliss you feel from enlightenment. >> Well, no wonder organized
religions hate pleasure for
well, no wonder organized religions hate pleasure for pleasure's sake.
Religions hate pleasure for pleasure's sake. >> You can't generalize
religion.
>> Yes, I can.
Religion. >> Yes, I can. They demonize it.
They make you feel guilty about
they demonize it. They make you feel guilty about it.
My entire childhood, I thought
that god was up there watching
my entire childhood, I thought that god was up
there watching me fuck myself in my bathtub.
That god was up there watching me fuck myself in my bathtub.
Me fuck myself in my bathtub.
Why are you so obsessed with
why are you so obsessed with masturbating?
Why are you so obsessed with masturbating? >> I'm not obsessed.
Masturbating? >> I'm not obsessed. I just need a variety of ways
to get turned on.
>> Hmm.
To get turned on. >> Hmm. >> For example, I have started
hmm. >> For example, I have started masturbating to videos of myself
for example, I have started masturbating to videos of myself masturbating.
Masturbating to videos of myself masturbating. Like this masturbation via
feedback loop.
>> No way.
Feedback loop. >> No way. >> Yeah, it's amazing.
I actually came... like,
yeah, it's amazing. I actually came... like, ejaculated.
>> Stop.
Ejaculated. >> Stop. >> You've never ejaculated
stop. >> You've never ejaculated before?
>> oh, my god, stop.
Before? >> oh, my god, stop. You'rE making this shit up.
Oh, my god, stop. you'rE making this shit up. You really are.
You'rE making this shit up. You really are. >> No, I'm not, I swear.
It's amazing.
>> So, hang on.
Let me ask you a question.
>> Yeah?
>> So, you... you masturbate...
Yeah? >> So, you you masturbate...
So, you... you masturbate... >>...To videos of yourself
to videos of yourself masturbating.
To videos of yourself masturbating. >> Yes. It is so narcissistic,
but it totally works.
>> Damn.
But it totally works. >> Damn. >> Jesus Christ!
You fucking douche-bag.
>> We're talking about orgasms!
>> Orgasms!
>> Yeah, if we can actually,
orgasms! >> Yeah, if we can actually, like, collaborate and morph it
yeah, if we can actually, like, collaborate and morph it into one event, that would be
amazing.
Into one event, that would be amazing. Yeah, I think that would be so
disruptive.
Thank you.
Disruptive. Thank you. Oh, my god,
thank you. oh, my god, Spencer, you have no idea.
Oh, my god, Spencer, you have no idea. You are my god today!
Yes.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
Yeah, we'll send you all the
okay. Yeah, we'll send you all the information.
Okay, bye.
Information. Okay, bye. Nympho!
¶ get your ass in here ¶
nympho! ¶ get your ass in here ¶ >> ¶ ...Ont changé ¶
¶ but-ee-so-see-so ¶
¶ ...ont changé ¶ ¶ but-ee-so-see-so ¶ >> come here.
¶ But-ee-so-see-so ¶ >> come here. >> ¶ buh dunh buh-buh ¶
¶ duh-duh duh duh duh ¶
¶ duh duh-duh duh ¶
>> oh, my god.
¶ Duh duh-duh duh ¶ >> oh, my god. >> ¶ duh-duh duh ¶
>> we are so lucky.
¶ Duh-duh duh ¶ >> we are so lucky. You know who just contacted me
right now?
>> Who?
Right now? >> Who? >> Spencer tunick.
>> Amazing.
>> He's huge!
So, he's Gonna be collaborating
he's huge! So, he's Gonna be collaborating with us!
>> Kick-ass!
With us! >> Kick-ass! >> Whew.
oh, I thought we were Gonna do
whew. oh, I thought we were Gonna do the other one from now on.
Oh, I thought we were Gonna do the other one
from now on. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The other one from now on. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, okay. Uh, you go like this?
Oh, okay. Uh, you go like this? >> Yeah.
- Uh, you go like this? - >> Yeah.
- Yeah. - oh.
Oh. >> Did I just crack your
oh. >> Did I just crack your fingers?
>> Yeah.
- Fingers? - >> Yeah.
- Yeah. - >> ¶ ils ont changé ma chanson,
ma ¶
ma ¶ ¶ ils ont changé ma chans... ¶
>> oh. Jim black.
Oh. Jim black. >> oh, no.
Hello?
Oh, no. Hello? >> With, they aren't Gonna give
hello? >> With, they aren't Gonna give us the permits.
>> What do you mean?
Us the permits. >> What do you mean? I thought you said you could do
what do you mean? I thought you said you could do this.
>> I'm sorry. I tried.
This. >> I'm sorry. I tried. I couldn't convince Them.
The museum is afraid it'll
endanger their budget.
I'm sorry, with.
Endanger their budget. I'm sorry, with. I wish I had better news.
>> All right.
I have to figure something out,
all right. I have to figure something out, Jim.
bye.
What? >> We lost the permits. >> What?!
>> It's over.
I fucked this up.
>> It's okay, okay?
We'll figure something else out,
it's okay, okay? We'll figure something else out, you know?
Forget D.C.
You know? Forget D.C. >> this is all my fault.
This is all my fault. With?
With? Look at me. Look at me.
I feel like I'm letting everybody down, you know?
Like I'm letting everybody down, you know? >> You didn't let me down.
Sorry. >> It's fine. Um...
I don't know why I did that. That was really
weird. I wasn't, like, um, planning on
that was really weird. I wasn't, like, um, planning on doing that or anything.
Where are you going?
Doing that or anything. Where are you going? >> Um, I'm going out.
>> With, you still have a towel
um, I'm going out. >> With, you still have a towel on your head.
And you'rE not wearing shoes.
- On your head. - And you'rE not wearing shoes.
Sorry. >> Cali, who's your contact in D.C.?
Give me the number.
I want to call Them.
>> What is it that you think
you'rE going to accomplish?
>> Cali?
You'rE going to accomplish? >> Cali? Please give me the number?
>> Look, I don't know how many
please give me the number? >> Look, I don't
know how many times I have to tell you this.
Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you this. Everything is booked.
Times I have to tell you this. Everything is booked. And even if it wasn't, we can't
everything is booked. And even if it wasn't, we can't get permits.
Organizing thousands of topless
women costs a shitload of money
organizing thousands of topless women costs a shitload of money we don't have.
Women costs a shitload of money we don't have. >> Uh, pardon me for a second.
We don't have. >> Uh, pardon me for a second. We're looking for eyeballs,
uh, pardon me for a second. We're looking for eyeballs, right?
>> Obviously.
Right? >> Obviously. >> Well, so, I mean, how do you
obviously. >> Well, so, I mean, how do you get attention in this day and
well, so, I mean, how do you get attention in this day and age?
Get attention in this day and age? You know, it's, like, get some
sort of viral hit count, bieber,
you know, it's, like, get some sort of viral hit
count, bieber, "gangnam style," catbaby thing,
sort of viral hit count, bieber, "gangnam style," catbaby thing, right?
"Gangnam style," catbaby thing, right? >> No, no, no, no.
Right? >> No, no, no, no. You are not suggesting we are
no, no, no, no. You are not suggesting we are doing a music video.
>> I'm not, but that's a valid
art form.
Look, what I'm saying is, what
do you do when you have an
look, what I'm saying is, what do you do when
you have an important message that you want
do you do when you have an important message
that you want to get out to the people?
Important message that you want to get out to
the people? >> Ooh, you update your Facebook
to get out to the people? >> Ooh, you update your Facebook status.
>> Okay. But to more people.
Status. >> Okay. But to more people. You know? To... to the world.
Okay. But to more people. You know? To... To
the world. If you want to announce you'rE
you know? To... to the world. If you want to announce you'rE running for president...
>> Press conference.
Running for president... >> Press conference. >> Hold a press conference.
Exactly.
>> Okay.
>> So, you got your friend, Jim,
okay. >> So, you got your friend, Jim, right?
He's got the press in his
pocket.
Why don't we put all that
together and grab a microphone.
Why don't we put all that together and grab a
microphone. >> Why would anyone else care?
Together and grab a microphone. >> Why would
anyone else care? >> Yeah, and no one's Gonna give
why would anyone else care? >> Yeah, and no
one's Gonna give three shits about some speech,
yeah, and no one's Gonna give three shits about some speech, no offense.
Three shits about some speech, no offense. >> Yeah, that's true.
No offense. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Unless you'rE topless.
>> Well, what's the hook?
Okay, what would be so
well, what's the hook? Okay, what would be so undeniable that the press would
okay, what would be so undeniable that the press would have to cover it?
Undeniable that the press would have to cover it? >> Wait.
This is the perfect opportunity for us to just wreak some serious street-art havoc.
For us to just wreak some serious street-art
havoc. >> Can we define "havoc" quickly
serious street-art havoc. >> Can we define "havoc" quickly before this doesn't...
>> Yeah, and we don't have any
bail money.
>> Just hear me out.
Bail money. >> Just hear me out. Just a thought.
But what if, on Halloween, while
just a thought. But what if, on Halloween, while the cops are busy, we got kilo
but what if, on Halloween, while the cops are
busy, we got kilo and Elle to just go out on the
the cops are busy, we got kilo and Elle to
just go out on the street and paste "free the
and Elle to just go out on the street and paste "free the fucking nipple" everywhere.
Street and paste "free the fucking nipple" everywhere. So, when everybody wakes up on
fucking nipple" everywhere. So, when everybody
wakes up on November 1st, it's like the
so, when everybody wakes up on November 1st, it's like the first snow.
>> Yes!
First snow. >> Yes! Yes, I like where you'rE going
yes! Yes, I like where you'rE going with this.
Keep going.
With this. Keep going. >> Okay, great.
And then, the next day, we hold
okay, great. And then, the next day, we hold a press conference and we take
and then, the next day, we hold a press conference
and we take full responsibility for the
a press conference and we take full responsibility for the terrorist act.
Full responsibility for the terrorist act. >> I fucking love it. I love it.
Terrorist act. >> I fucking love it. I love it. I'm Gonna call Jim right now.
I'm on it, guys.
>> What day are you Gonna do
this?
>> November 1st.
This? >> November 1st. Jim?
Did you... did you read my
speech?
>> Yeah.
Speech? >> Yeah. The topless thing is the
yeah. The topless thing is the trojan horse, but the real
the topless thing is the trojan horse, but the real dialogue that's happening is
about violence.
Dialogue that's happening is about violence.
About violence. Your movement is becoming
your movement is becoming poignant.
Your movement is becoming poignant. >> Great. Thank you.
Poignant. >> Great. Thank you. >> Well, let me off the phone.
I've got some calls to make.
>> Okay, cool.
Thank you. bye.
Hey, Cathy. Yeah, it's Jim.
Is he there?
Yeah, it's Jim. Is he there? Well, get him out of that
is he there? Well, get him out of that meeting.
Hey, uh, with? >> Yeah? >> Come check this out.
I edited some stuff together.
It's very rough, but it can give
I edited some stuff together. It's very rough,
but it can give you sort of a general idea of
it's very rough, but it can give you sort of a general idea of where this is going.
You sort of a general idea of where this is going. >> oh, that's... you finished
it.
Oh, that's... you finished it. Everyone!
It. Everyone! >> No, it's not finished.
>> People! Humans!
Stop. Come and watch this.
Orson just finished the cut.
Stop. Come and watch this. Orson just finished
the cut. >> It's a rough cut, though,
Orson just finished the cut. >> It's a rough
cut, though, not finished, so don't judge too
it's a rough cut, though, not finished, so don't judge too harshly.
Not finished, so don't judge too harshly. >> Wait.
Harshly. >> Wait. There.
Wait. There. We live in oppressive times.
We, as a nation, become our own
we live in oppressive times. We, as a nation, become our own thought.
Jesus Christ is one of the most
historic victims of
censorship.
Historic victims of censorship. And even more disturbing,
every...
And even more... aw.
Every... and even more... aw. And even more disturbing...
And even more... aw. And even more disturbing... victim of censorship, and
and even more disturbing... victim of
censorship, and pontius pilate was his censor.
Victim of censorship, and pontius pilate was
his censor. And if you hate freedom, move to
pontius pilate was his censor. And if you hate freedom, move to China.
Censorship...
China. Censorship... Censorship...
Censorship... censorship... Censorship is an obvious
censorship... censorship is an obvious hallmark of any fascist,
tyrannical regime.
Hallmark of any fascist, tyrannical regime. >> Hey.
Tyrannical regime. >> Hey. >> Hey.
Hey. >> It's 4:00 A.M.
uh, you must crash. Got a big night tomorrow.
Uh, you must crash. Got a big night tomorrow.
Fuck.
Fuck. This is really happening. >> Yeah.
Yeah. >> It is.
It is. oh, and we have to call a... Lawyer to arrange for some
oh, and we have to call a... lawyer to arrange
for some bail money, because someone is
lawyer to arrange for some bail money, because
someone is definitely, definitely getting
bail money, because someone is definitely, definitely getting arrested.
Definitely, definitely getting arrested. >> Yeah.
Arrested. >> Yeah. >> You nervous?
>> Yeah.
>> "Destiny comes to those who
yeah. >> "Destiny comes to those who listen, and fate sorts out
"destiny comes to those who listen, and fate sorts out the rest."
Listen, and fate sorts out the rest." >> Yeah.
The rest." >> Yeah. >> I'm so
yeah. >> I'm so proud of you.
>> Proud of me?
Proud of you. >> Proud of me? >> And of us.
>> don't do this right now.
I'm really proud of us, too.
I'm proud of you.
We are getting reports in that there are
hundreds of nude and semi-nude women running
that there are hundreds of nude and semi-nude
women running around the streets of
nude and semi-nude women running around the streets of New York City.
Sources are saying that girlrillaz... nipple liberation
front... is behind this frenzy of... >>...Flash mob of topless
women, as evidenced by this influx of "free the nipple"
posters.
Posters. Various girlrillaz art
various girlrillaz art installations...
One... Two... Action!
Set up, two, action!
¶ I'm down, I'm down ¶ ¶ I'm down, hey, hey ¶ ¶ mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm ¶
¶ I'm down, hey, hey ¶ ¶ mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm ¶ ¶ mmm mmm mmm-mmm mmm-mmm-mmm ¶
¶ and the sun will rise ¶
¶ and I'll look into those eyes ¶
¶ that sometimes appear as my
own ¶
¶ and we'll spread out our
wings ¶
¶ and we'll forget all these
things ¶
¶ and into your soul I will go ¶
¶ I'm down, I'm down ¶
¶ I'm down, hey, hey ¶
¶ bumh bumh buh ¶
>> ¶ ooh-ooh ooh ¶
>> ¶ yeah, yeah ¶
- holy moly, Liz. - She actually left her house.
- Alert the media!
- Alert the media! - All right, thank you for coming.
I'm sure that a lot of you are
all right, thank you for coming. I'm sure that a
lot of you are here purely because you owe me
I'm sure that a lot of you are here purely because you owe me favors.
Here purely because you owe me favors.
- Favors. - Or I once bailed you out...
Peter.
- Or I once bailed you out... - Peter.
- >> oh, Peter.
Oh, Peter. >> But, no, really, you are all
oh, Peter. >> But, no, really, you are all some of the most influential
but, no, really, you are all some of the most
influential bloggers and opinion writers I
some of the most influential bloggers and opinion
writers I know, so I thank you very much.
Bloggers and opinion writers I know, so I thank
you very much. I am here in lieu of my good
know, so I thank you very much. I am here in lieu of my good friend with.
- Friend with. - >> Okay, guys.
Okay, guys. >> And maybe you've heard some
okay, guys. >> And maybe you've heard some murmurings about her group of
and maybe you've heard some murmurings about
her group of girls that have been tagging
murmurings about her group of girls that have been tagging New York City with
girls that have been tagging new York city with "free the nipple."
New York City with "free the nipple." I just ask for a few moments of
your time to watch a video
that with put together.
Your time to watch a video that with put together. And if not, well, I'll just fuck
off and post it on YouTube.
Okay, I'll shut up.
- Off and post it on YouTube. - Okay, I'll shut up.
Film censors in America, like the mpaa, allow
excessive violence, yet discourage nudity
the mpaa, allow excessive violence, yet
discourage nudity in one of the most beautiful
violence, yet discourage nudity in one of the
most beautiful acts of humankind... making
in one of the most beautiful acts of humankind... making love.
Acts of humankind making love.
- Love. - >> ¶ free the nipple if you dare
to ¶ ¶ life is all too short ¶
>> well, our sexuality has been
¶ life is all too short ¶ >> well, our
sexuality has been taken away from us and is
well, our sexuality has been taken away from
us and is essentially being sold back to
taken away from us and is essentially being sold back to us through advertisement and
all this stuff.
¶ ...that you should ¶ ¶ free the nipple, everyone who
keeps an open door ¶
¶ they are free to lead you... ¶
ashamed of! >> ¶ ...Into their universe ¶
¶ ...into their universe ¶
¶ ah ah ¶
¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh oh ¶
¶ oh oh ¶ ¶ ah ah ¶
¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh ¶
¶ oh ¶ ¶ and make it right ¶
¶ ah ¶
as a citizen of one of the most violent
countries in the world, I just want to ask one
most violent countries in the world, I just want to ask one simple question.
World, I just want to ask one simple question. What is so obscene about a
woman's body?
If religious leaders...
Woman's body? If religious leaders... >> ...Believe god created man
if religious leaders... >> ...Believe god created man and woman, and they are so
believe god created man and woman, and they are so offended by our bodies...
And woman, and they are so offended by our bodies... >> ...Don't arrest us for
public nudity.
Don't arrest us for public nudity. >> Complain to the manufacturer!
Public nudity. >> Complain to the
manufacturer! Get on your knees and pray for
complain to the manufacturer! Get on your
knees and pray for god to make a less obscene
get on your knees and pray for god to make a less obscene version of us!
God to make a less obscene version of us! >> Whoo!
- Version of us! - >> Whoo!
- Whoo! - >> So, you'rE watching the movie
so, you'rE watching the movie we made... all of us.
So, you'rE watching the movie we made all of us. Just a bunch of girls who'd
we made... all of us. Just a bunch of girls who'd never made a movie before.
So, why did we make it?
Never made a movie before. So, why did we make it? Because it's hard to change the
so, why did we make it? Because it's hard to change the world.
You have to start somewhere.
World. You have to start somewhere. We need new heroes, new stories,
you have to start somewhere. We need new heroes, new stories, and we need Them now.
>> ¶ and make it right ¶
- and we need Them now. - >> ¶ and make it right ¶
¶ look what they've done to my song, ma ¶ ¶ look what they've done to my
my song, ma ¶ ¶ look what they've done to my song ¶
¶ well, it's the only thing I
could do half right ¶
¶ it's turnin' out all wrong,
ma ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
song ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
brain, ma ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
brain ¶
¶ well, they picked it like a
chicken bone ¶
¶ and I think I'm half insane,
ma ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
brain ¶
¶ I wish I could find a book
to live in ¶
¶ wish I could find a good
book ¶
¶ because if I could find a real
good book ¶
¶ I'd never have to come out and
look at ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
song ¶
¶ buh duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh
duh ¶
¶ buh duh-duh-duh duh-duh duh ¶
¶ well, if the people are buying
tears ¶
¶ I'll be rich some day, ma ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
brain ¶
>> ¶ yeah, maybe I'll be
all right, ma ¶
¶ and maybe I'll be okay ¶
¶ ma, if the people are buying
tears ¶
¶ I'll be rich some day, ma ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
song ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
song, ma ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
song ¶
¶ well, they tied it in a
plastic bag ¶
¶ and they shook me upside down,
ma ¶
¶ look what they've done to my
song ¶
song ¶
¶ there's a shower of light ¶ ¶ shoots across the sky ¶
¶ there's a shower of light ¶ ¶ shoots across
the sky ¶ ¶ gently flowing the energy ¶
¶ shoots across the sky ¶ ¶ gently flowing
the energy ¶ ¶ the stars flicker in time for
¶ gently flowing the energy ¶ ¶ the stars flicker in time for you tonight ¶
¶ if I seem out of place now ¶
¶ I can see a way where I might
be found ¶
¶ there's a reason that I'm
never found right ¶
¶ you always painted me wrong ¶
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